Addictions

There are some things I'm addicted to and not afraid to admit it.

• Popcorn! Gotta love it!
• Coke. My husband's co-workers refer to my "drinking problem" if I'm having a caffeine fit.
• Cool Ranch Doritos
• craft and decorating shows on DIY , HGTV , or TLC
• Desperate Housewives on ABC. Man, I can't help it!
• dancing while driving . . . people sure do look at me funny!

Then there are things my SON is addicted to. Some I don't mind, others . . .

• Spongebob! I don't blame him, it's hilarious.
• Coke. This is my fault.
• Candy! Candy! and more Candy!
• Telling me, in public, when my daughter starts to cry, "Lydia wants to chew your boobs." Nice, very nice.
• Pulling his little body part through the opening of his underwear and saying, "Look, mommy, it's my pee pee!" Why did my husband show him that?

So, there's a little bit of insight into my life. Ahh, the joys of motherhood.

Well, gotta go. There's a craft show on.

~Pascha